I have 3 different personalities. →
wowfunniestposts: the one where I’m out-going and loud. the one where I’m shy and quiet the one where I hate everyone and every little thing bothers me.
elmo666: THIS IS NAMED MOURNING WOMAN ON ISTOCKPHOTO?? THATS NOT THE FACE OF A MOURNING WOMAN THATS THE FACE OF AN EVIL BUSINESS WOMAN WHO JUST KILLED THE COMPETITION
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Doctor: Are you sexually active? Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset
i-am-god-like: i looked up “pineapple squirrel” Well what were you expecting
It’s like the first day of the first horse show of my life– George Morris (via bits-and-spurs)
parents: I'm in a bad mood I think I'll go yell at my kids so they're in a bad mood too.