March 2012
377 posts
February 2012
207 posts
eisengoober:
i love my mom’s high school mentor she is literally the best person alive
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
percyjacksonheadcanons:
358. somehow, octavian once got a hold of annabeth’s teddy bear. percy almost had a hernia simultaneously attempting to recover the stuffed animal and defend the cowering augur from annabeth’s knife.
percyjacksonheadcanons:
361. when percy went missing, tyson would sometimes speak to annabeth in percy’s voice to try to comfort her.
Daughter: dad I'm a lesbian
Dad: it's cool
Second daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too
Dad: Christ, doesn't anyone in this family love men?
Son: I do
my 2012 election slogan
time-traveling-unicorns:
anastasiadreaming:
“vote for obama because everyone else is scary as fuck”
agreed
Muscle Facts
fakescience:
